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Eva: I'd like
to welcome Leigh Anne Jaseway who is the author of Bedtime Stories
for Dogs. She is a humor writer with 8 published books, a humorous
speaker, and a stand up comic is from Eugene, Oregon. She is the author of I'm Not Getting
Older; I'm Getting Better at Denial and we also interviewed her about
that book on HotFlash! (see
that interview)Eva: Leigh Anne: Eva: Leigh Anne:
Eva: Leigh Anne: Eva: Reprinted by permission of the author from "Bedtime Stories for Dogs" All rights reserved. This may not be reprinted without the express written permission of the author ©1999 Leigh Anne Jasheway Once opon a time there were three little pugs named Herman, Ira, and Stan. Their mother thought they were beautiful. But all of the dogs at obedience school taunted them. "Here come the Puglies," theyd bark. Even the Chihuahuas made fun of them! All of the taunting made the three little Pugs very sad. And theres nothing sadder than a sad Pug face. Oy.
But their happiness didnt last long. Donny the Doberman-the biggest bully in the neighborhood-came by. Not only did he cover their scents on the hydrant, he ran off barking, "Im going to tell Dastardly Dogcatcher youre playing in the street without your dog tags!" And wouldnt you know, before the Pugs had a chance to get their collars back on, Dastardly Dogcatcher showed up! The Pugs could hear dogs barking from the back of his dog-catching van. Dogs whose only crime had been roaming free, enjoying the beautiful spring day were now going up the river.
Dastardly yelled, "Get out of that pile of leaves, you Pugly, or Ill huff and Ill puff and Ill blow them away." Herman shook in fear, but he didnt come out. So Dastardly Dogcatcher took a very deep breath and he huffed and he puffed and he blew the leaves away. And he put Herman in the back of the van with the other innocent dogs. Ira was so scared he couldve plotzed. He ran and hid in some tall grass. Dastardly Dogcatcher saw the grass moving and yelled, "I know youre in there, you Pugly. Come out or Ill huff and Ill puff and Ill blow that grass away." Ira was very scared, but he did not come out. So Dastardly Dogcatcher took a very deep breath and he huffed and he puffed and he blew the grass away. And then he put Ira in the back of his van with Herman and the other innocent dogs. Stan, on the other hand, was a very smart dog. He took one look at the situation and hightailed it to a nearby deli and bolted the door shut. Dastardly Dogcatcher could see him through the window, right below that said KOSHER MEATS. He yelled "Come out of that deli, you Pugly, or Ill huff and Ill puff and Ill blow it away!"
Stan grabbed some corned beef and then he unlocked the front door and ran to the van. He let Herman and Ira and the other poor dogs out. And being not only bright, but caring, too, Stan ran back into the deli and dialed 911 to make sure Dastardly Dogcatcher hadnt has a heart attack. After all, reasoned Stan, he was just doing his job. The Pugs and the other innocent dogs who were now free went to Herman, Stan, and Iras house. As they sat around sharing Stans corned beef, they agreed never to play outside without their collars again! And no one ever made fun of the three little Pugs again! Comments The cover looks
like my dog! Emmas Peanut Butter
Biscotti The First Days with
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![]() ![]() The Labrador Retriever Handbook Audrey Pavia Meet the author Bedtime Stories
for Cats Meet the Author1: author of: I'm Not Getting Older; I'm Getting Better at Denial hosted by Sue Spataro, RN, BSN ![]() Leigh Anne Jasheway's book I'm Not Getting Older; I'm Getting Better at Denial is a hilarious look at aging. Leigh Anne, a humor writer with 8 published books,a humorous speaker, and a stand up comic is from Eugene, Oregon. Her wit and writing comes from her unique position as a woman facing mid-life. Leigh Anne uses her sense of humor to help us get over the bumps of the "middle years" and encourages us to look at life with laughs, not tears. |
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